Monday, July 4, 2011

Firecracker wannabe's

Firecrackers by chicken eggs.
 
When JJ and I first got married we had to find 
a house with plenty of room... 
My three children
and his 2 he had custody of at the time
(2 to follow soon).
we found a home with 2 stories and plenty of room
However,  the former tenant left
200 doz. chicken eggs deep in the basement
For over 6 months the house was vacant, so that means I have no idea how long those eggs were there 
or for what purpose that many eggs had
Told all of them, carry them outside and put in the
burning barrel.  Wrong move
wrong wrong
do not ask 3 teenaged girls and their boyfriends to 
get rid of that many eggs
They had a pitching contest  and it sounded 
like WWW3  was going on out there.
One sniff told me what had happened.
phew...
Put them in a pile cover them with boards and burn them.   Hurry...
WRONG Move...
AGAIN
Advice to the readers!!!
do not burn rotten eggs.... 
the shells are fragile
They explode...  good thing  the boards were on top  or else someone would of gotten shot!

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